LemonadeHooray

I'm 26. I work in retail. I have two degrees (Literature and History, which are about as practical as philosophy for cryin' out loud). I'm from a small town. I live in sin with my boyfriend whom I have loved for almost 10 years now. I'm obsessed with photography, but too lazy to use anything but instagram lately. These are some things that have caught my eye. Or attention. Either way.





fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “ASSISTANT MANAGER?”Bottom Text: “EVERYTHING IS YOUR FAULT.”]

I was really excited to be promoted from associate to assistant manager in the course of 8 months, but I’m learning it really wasn’t all that I thought it would be. Basically, the job title seems to boil down to  ”store’s bitch” …it’s your fault if the associates aren’t happy, your fault if the store manager isn’t happy, customers want to complain to you because they think they can get something over on you, you’re supposed to make sure you’re not bothering the SM on their day off but be completely available to talk store issues on your day off, be a superhuman to get all store tasks done in a day, and keep your sales high.
Fellow robins, please be kind to your managers, they’re probably just as overworked and put upon as you. They too were once little robins… they just didn’t wise up and get out of the retail world fast enough.

Amen.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “ASSISTANT MANAGER?”

Bottom Text: “EVERYTHING IS YOUR FAULT.”]


I was really excited to be promoted from associate to assistant manager in the course of 8 months, but I’m learning it really wasn’t all that I thought it would be. Basically, the job title seems to boil down to  ”store’s bitch” …it’s your fault if the associates aren’t happy, your fault if the store manager isn’t happy, customers want to complain to you because they think they can get something over on you, you’re supposed to make sure you’re not bothering the SM on their day off but be completely available to talk store issues on your day off, be a superhuman to get all store tasks done in a day, and keep your sales high.

Fellow robins, please be kind to your managers, they’re probably just as overworked and put upon as you. They too were once little robins… they just didn’t wise up and get out of the retail world fast enough.

Amen.


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    remember those days exactly!!
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  6. abeautifulpassion reblogged this from fuckyeahretailrobin and added:
    described my EXACT job! Get...while you can Robin!
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  8. earwugs reblogged this from fuckyeahretailrobin and added:
    Ughhh THIS. Never again!
  9. awildpikachuappears reblogged this from fuckyeahretailrobin and added:
    my PASM does absolutely nothing, as well as my SM. The only people that actually do stuff are my FTASM
  10. sweetmaleficia reblogged this from fuckyeahretailrobin and added:
    Asssistant Store Manager! Try...hand at Store Manager...tell...
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    my supervisors now that I’m
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    uhh huhh! We get the bird shit. lol. so sad.
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    Fucking thank you!
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